22 July 2007

Quotes of the Wise George Carlin

"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."

"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."

- George Carlin


Mohammed Zainal said...

i love this guy ! :)

Mufeeziya said...

Can't deny his brilliance!

My absolute favorite quote of his is:

"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy".


Mahmood Al-Yousif said...

hear hear on all points!

amal said...

mahmood, you infidel

eshda3wa said...

i love this guy

Ammar456 said...

"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."